Recipes with Tina

[Tina]

Here I am going to teach you how to poach an egg.
You will need:
A FUCKING SAUCE PAN AND EGGS, ARE YOU STUPID?
1-2 FUCKING TEA SPOONS OF VINEGAR
FUCKING WATER (OR BROTH IF YOU LIKE A LITTLE EXTRA FLAVOR TO YOUR EGG)
SALT AND OR PEPPER TO SEASON YOUR EGG (OPTIONAL)
A SPOON, ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?

FIRST OF ALL, YOU TAKE YOUR SAUCE PAN AND ADD SOME FUCKING WATER TO IT AND BRING IT TO ALMOST BOILING AND LET IT SIMMER. THEN YOU TAKE YOUR TEA SPOONS OF VINEGAR AND ADD IT TO THE FUCKING POT.
TAKE YOUR EGG AND ADD IT TO THE SIMMERING WATER (NOT THE FUCKING SHELL, WE AREN'T MAKING HARD BOILED EGGS, DUMBASS)
TURN OFF THE FUCKING HEAT AND LET IT SIMMER, COVER IT YOU FUCKING DOLT
LET SIT FOR FOUR MINUTES OR UNTIL THE EGG WHITES ARE COOKED
CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS, YOU JUST POACHED A FUCKING EGG NOW DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT AND EAT IT, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[Tina]

COMING SOON, MAKE SOME FUCKING BETTER RAMEN FOR COLLEGE KIDS LIKE LUCA EVEN THOUGH YOU LOOK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD

[ian]

It burned

[Tina]

Apr 11, 2013 16:05:23 GMT -5 ian said:

It burned

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BURN WATER? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[michael]

I loved the word choice, dolt

just sayin

[Tina]

It's called having a decent vocabulary.

[hannah]

Id love some FUCKING gingersnaps to be made!

[perry]

Hi Tina