Post by bree on May 30, 2013 0:44:36 GMT -5
Well, all I gotta say to you three is...
Oh me, oh my. Amanda is livid, and she's ready to put you all through HELL.
Seriously, FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU. You are all HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE people who completely used and abused me THIS ENTIRE GAME. I thought you all were nice guys, but I was 100% wrong. I fucking hate ALL THREE of you! You are all horrible villains and not a one of you deserves my vote. You all forgot the human element to this game, and that alone is what REALLY grinds my fucking gears. And thus... I am livid.
I have to vote for one of you, and in order to decide whom, I am going to REALLY MAKE YOU WORK FOR IT. If you don't answer ALL of my questions, or cop out in doing so, you're not gonna get my vote. If all three of you don't do a good job, I won't vote for ANY of you. Do you think I honestly give a shit after what you three losers did to me? Not at all.
Let us start with MARK, shall we? You honestly are a huge piece of shit. You lied to me. You used me. You blatantly tried to control me, and when I didn't oblige, you talked about me behind my back. You are by all means a VILLAIN, and are honestly someone I do NOT want to keep in touch with. You could have at least been honest after the challenge! And you weren't. Do you have any idea how it feels to be treated like that? Huh? Have you EVER been used before? Have you EVER felt so disrespected for actually having a brain? That's exactly what you did to me. You made fake deals with me. You lied. I don't think a single thing you told me in this game was actually true, except "I have a sword." You should be downright ashamed of how you played, because you were a completely Hantzian, anti-social liar that paid no attention to the human element of this game. I have ZERO respect for you. ZERO. 0 FUCKING 0. You could have at least told me SOMETHING, but you didn't. You just lied. Everything about you is a lie.
ZAC... pfft, like I care about you. You never really talked to me. So there. You have a LOOONG way to go if you want to earn my vote. Go on, say you played an "honest game" and yadda yadda yadda. The point is that you, like Mark, never told me the truth, and are outright admitting that you lied that you were sorry for voting for me. You're not worth my time.
And THIAGO... I thought of all people here, you were true to me and that you would have my back. You saved me so many times... and then were the one to put the final knife in me. That really stings more than anything, but at least you were the one that was honest about it. That doesn't really mean a thing, though. It hurts, do you know that? It really, really hurts. And it was all because I made one mistake earlier? You know my entire game after that was atoning for it, trying to be the best ally I could be. And what do I get? Knifed. Hardcore. It's a horrible feeling. And given that this is the last game I'll ever play, it sucks to go out like that... knifed so heartlessly and ruthlessly
I honestly think all three of you were fake with me this entire time. You wanted me gone at various times for no reason. All I wanted to be was loyal. Loyal to people that weren't loyal to me. Loyal to people who talked about me behind my back and did nothing but use and abuse me like the cold, heartless villains, the scum of the earth they are. And my lesson learned? Honesty is the worst policy. From now on, I will spew lies like there's no tomorrow and not give a care in the world. You're all just people after all, and I hate every single one of you because of it. Yes, that includes myself. This game only reinforced my lack of faith in humanity. And here I thought some people had hearts...
And now is your chance to prove to me that you do. I want you to be HONEST. I want you to follow INSTRUCTIONS. I want you to be THOROUGH and THOUGHTFUL if you want to earn my vote. And since I am rather LIVID right now, I'm going to put you all through HELL and BACK. If you WANT to earn my fucking vote, then you're gonna have to do it the HARD way. You have 20 questions to answer. Twenty evil, evil questions. I think this is the most brutal I have ever been. Have fun
1) Give me TEN reasons why you SHOULDN'T win this game.
2) Give me the ONE reason why you SHOULD win this game. Only ONE. In a single sentence, please.
3) Give me TEN reasons why each of your opponents should win this game.
4) Give me ONE reason (one sentence!) why each of your opponents should NOT win this game.
5) Compare each juror to a species of plant or animal and explain your choice.
6) Give a song (not compare) to each juror and explain why you chose it for them.
7) Tell me what your ideal mate is, thinking of every detail you can.
8) Find me a picture of Amanda Kimmel that I've never seen before. Good luck.
9) Explain why every vote in this game affected your position here and why that person needed to leave for the sake of your game.
10) How much did you value me in this game? If I had not played, then what would be different?
11) List as many interesting facts about me - the real me, not Fleur DuPont - as you know off the top of your head.
12) If I had made the finals instead of you (and your two scumbuddies were still there), would you vote for me to win? Why or why not?
13) Explain every lie that you told to me in this game and why you told it to me.
14) Compare yourself to every winner of Survivor the show OR to every winner of this series (it's your choice). What did you do better than them? What did you do worse than them?
15) Let me know everything you told me, gamewise and about yourselves, that was TRUE.
16) What was the downfall of every person on this jury? What could they have done to prevent it?
17) Mark was almost the first boot. What would each of you done differently if that had happened?
18) Who is your favourite Prediction Writer for this game? And why?
19) What are your three favourite [CHOOSE ONE: movies/TV shows/video games] of all time? What makes you love them?
20) Pick six All-Stars from this game and give them nicknames as per standard fare in ORGs and Stealth-R-US.
Good fucking luck, boys!
Oh me, oh my. Amanda is livid, and she's ready to put you all through HELL.
Seriously, FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU. You are all HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE people who completely used and abused me THIS ENTIRE GAME. I thought you all were nice guys, but I was 100% wrong. I fucking hate ALL THREE of you! You are all horrible villains and not a one of you deserves my vote. You all forgot the human element to this game, and that alone is what REALLY grinds my fucking gears. And thus... I am livid.
I have to vote for one of you, and in order to decide whom, I am going to REALLY MAKE YOU WORK FOR IT. If you don't answer ALL of my questions, or cop out in doing so, you're not gonna get my vote. If all three of you don't do a good job, I won't vote for ANY of you. Do you think I honestly give a shit after what you three losers did to me? Not at all.
Let us start with MARK, shall we? You honestly are a huge piece of shit. You lied to me. You used me. You blatantly tried to control me, and when I didn't oblige, you talked about me behind my back. You are by all means a VILLAIN, and are honestly someone I do NOT want to keep in touch with. You could have at least been honest after the challenge! And you weren't. Do you have any idea how it feels to be treated like that? Huh? Have you EVER been used before? Have you EVER felt so disrespected for actually having a brain? That's exactly what you did to me. You made fake deals with me. You lied. I don't think a single thing you told me in this game was actually true, except "I have a sword." You should be downright ashamed of how you played, because you were a completely Hantzian, anti-social liar that paid no attention to the human element of this game. I have ZERO respect for you. ZERO. 0 FUCKING 0. You could have at least told me SOMETHING, but you didn't. You just lied. Everything about you is a lie.
ZAC... pfft, like I care about you. You never really talked to me. So there. You have a LOOONG way to go if you want to earn my vote. Go on, say you played an "honest game" and yadda yadda yadda. The point is that you, like Mark, never told me the truth, and are outright admitting that you lied that you were sorry for voting for me. You're not worth my time.
And THIAGO... I thought of all people here, you were true to me and that you would have my back. You saved me so many times... and then were the one to put the final knife in me. That really stings more than anything, but at least you were the one that was honest about it. That doesn't really mean a thing, though. It hurts, do you know that? It really, really hurts. And it was all because I made one mistake earlier? You know my entire game after that was atoning for it, trying to be the best ally I could be. And what do I get? Knifed. Hardcore. It's a horrible feeling. And given that this is the last game I'll ever play, it sucks to go out like that... knifed so heartlessly and ruthlessly
I honestly think all three of you were fake with me this entire time. You wanted me gone at various times for no reason. All I wanted to be was loyal. Loyal to people that weren't loyal to me. Loyal to people who talked about me behind my back and did nothing but use and abuse me like the cold, heartless villains, the scum of the earth they are. And my lesson learned? Honesty is the worst policy. From now on, I will spew lies like there's no tomorrow and not give a care in the world. You're all just people after all, and I hate every single one of you because of it. Yes, that includes myself. This game only reinforced my lack of faith in humanity. And here I thought some people had hearts...
And now is your chance to prove to me that you do. I want you to be HONEST. I want you to follow INSTRUCTIONS. I want you to be THOROUGH and THOUGHTFUL if you want to earn my vote. And since I am rather LIVID right now, I'm going to put you all through HELL and BACK. If you WANT to earn my fucking vote, then you're gonna have to do it the HARD way. You have 20 questions to answer. Twenty evil, evil questions. I think this is the most brutal I have ever been. Have fun
1) Give me TEN reasons why you SHOULDN'T win this game.
2) Give me the ONE reason why you SHOULD win this game. Only ONE. In a single sentence, please.
3) Give me TEN reasons why each of your opponents should win this game.
4) Give me ONE reason (one sentence!) why each of your opponents should NOT win this game.
5) Compare each juror to a species of plant or animal and explain your choice.
6) Give a song (not compare) to each juror and explain why you chose it for them.
7) Tell me what your ideal mate is, thinking of every detail you can.
8) Find me a picture of Amanda Kimmel that I've never seen before. Good luck.
9) Explain why every vote in this game affected your position here and why that person needed to leave for the sake of your game.
10) How much did you value me in this game? If I had not played, then what would be different?
11) List as many interesting facts about me - the real me, not Fleur DuPont - as you know off the top of your head.
12) If I had made the finals instead of you (and your two scumbuddies were still there), would you vote for me to win? Why or why not?
13) Explain every lie that you told to me in this game and why you told it to me.
14) Compare yourself to every winner of Survivor the show OR to every winner of this series (it's your choice). What did you do better than them? What did you do worse than them?
15) Let me know everything you told me, gamewise and about yourselves, that was TRUE.
16) What was the downfall of every person on this jury? What could they have done to prevent it?
17) Mark was almost the first boot. What would each of you done differently if that had happened?
18) Who is your favourite Prediction Writer for this game? And why?
19) What are your three favourite [CHOOSE ONE: movies/TV shows/video games] of all time? What makes you love them?
20) Pick six All-Stars from this game and give them nicknames as per standard fare in ORGs and Stealth-R-US.
Good fucking luck, boys!
