Post by chad on May 30, 2013 20:09:14 GMT -5
If I don't get the reward for gayest jury thread name, I quit forever.
Hey guys, congratulations on making it to this point, you guys did a fantastic job, and all that jazz.
Now clearly, I can't really say all that much about you guys, can't say that you're awful or anything, because aside from Thiago, I was with you for a span of 72 hours, and really, quite honestly, I don't particularly care all that much about what happened on the Fans tribe, sorry about that.
If it makes you guys feel any better, or worse, I've had my vote basically decided since I was voted out, however, I wouldn't be a good jury member if I didn't address y'all, would I be?
Marky Mark! I truly think that you were very good at this game. Though, probably not as good as Knox thinks you were, quite honestly. Your social game was good, and I very much enjoyed talking to you for the time that we had, and the way it ended wasn't really good, but I feel like we were pretty decently getting along. You're clearly a great competitor, and I'm still incredibly impressed by your puzzle score, I worked on that shit for years. However, from what I've been hearing, you were making up fake conversations about things that I said? That's at least what I've heard, so I'd like you to address this, because frankly I think it's a complete scumbag of a move. Also, joke flirting with you is hilar, keep it up buds.
Zac, I can't help but to dismiss you as mediocre. I'm really sorry bud, but even in your opening jury speech you dismissed yourself openly, by only talking about your pre-jury game, and basically admitting that you didn't put anything into it. I really want to like you, because as a cast I think that about 22/24 people are very truly good, but even reaching out to you was virtually impossible. I was hoping for some knock it out of the park, he was actually an amazing UTR player game, but was left with invisible post-merge.
Thiago, I think this is your game to lose. And I think most of the jury will agree. Your social gameplay was absolutely amazing, everyone loved you, and knew that was completely dangerous, and yet none of us moved forward to take you out because we just loved you so much. Also, I think you played an amazing strategic game, physical as well. I could probably go on complementing you, again and again, because I feel like you're one of the people in this game I'm very glad that I met. So I really hope you don't fuck yourself over with your jury questions.
I think it's fairly clear where my vote currently lies, but I wouldn't say it's entirely locked. You guys should know I have virtually no life and will be reading all the jury threads top to bottom.
I feel like I should ask some general questions. So let's see.
1 - I want to know how good your social gameplay was, I want you to tell me two facts about the personal lives of each of the jurors. Clearly some people were playing alias, however, people usually make up facts. So name two facts about each person, and not just where they live, unless you have to. (If you can't for Taylor and Carly, I'll forgive you.)
2 - Knox stole my question regarding pointing out everyone's hamartia, therefore name me the best quality and worst quality of every jury member, and don't be a suck up.
3 - Give me a really really good insult about God (the host not the holy being) and make it super creative.
4 - Tell me in 150 words of less, NO MORE, why I, Chad, who witnessed nothing post-merge, and doesn't care about the fan tribe, why you deserve my vote.
5 - And true to the way I played this game, and talked to at least two of you, show me a picture of someone really really hot. And not like some famous celeb that I've probably already seen. That's no fun.
I'M OUT BITCHES, GOOD LUCK WHOREZ
Hey guys, congratulations on making it to this point, you guys did a fantastic job, and all that jazz.
Now clearly, I can't really say all that much about you guys, can't say that you're awful or anything, because aside from Thiago, I was with you for a span of 72 hours, and really, quite honestly, I don't particularly care all that much about what happened on the Fans tribe, sorry about that.
If it makes you guys feel any better, or worse, I've had my vote basically decided since I was voted out, however, I wouldn't be a good jury member if I didn't address y'all, would I be?
Marky Mark! I truly think that you were very good at this game. Though, probably not as good as Knox thinks you were, quite honestly. Your social game was good, and I very much enjoyed talking to you for the time that we had, and the way it ended wasn't really good, but I feel like we were pretty decently getting along. You're clearly a great competitor, and I'm still incredibly impressed by your puzzle score, I worked on that shit for years. However, from what I've been hearing, you were making up fake conversations about things that I said? That's at least what I've heard, so I'd like you to address this, because frankly I think it's a complete scumbag of a move. Also, joke flirting with you is hilar, keep it up buds.
Zac, I can't help but to dismiss you as mediocre. I'm really sorry bud, but even in your opening jury speech you dismissed yourself openly, by only talking about your pre-jury game, and basically admitting that you didn't put anything into it. I really want to like you, because as a cast I think that about 22/24 people are very truly good, but even reaching out to you was virtually impossible. I was hoping for some knock it out of the park, he was actually an amazing UTR player game, but was left with invisible post-merge.
Thiago, I think this is your game to lose. And I think most of the jury will agree. Your social gameplay was absolutely amazing, everyone loved you, and knew that was completely dangerous, and yet none of us moved forward to take you out because we just loved you so much. Also, I think you played an amazing strategic game, physical as well. I could probably go on complementing you, again and again, because I feel like you're one of the people in this game I'm very glad that I met. So I really hope you don't fuck yourself over with your jury questions.
I think it's fairly clear where my vote currently lies, but I wouldn't say it's entirely locked. You guys should know I have virtually no life and will be reading all the jury threads top to bottom.
I feel like I should ask some general questions. So let's see.
1 - I want to know how good your social gameplay was, I want you to tell me two facts about the personal lives of each of the jurors. Clearly some people were playing alias, however, people usually make up facts. So name two facts about each person, and not just where they live, unless you have to. (If you can't for Taylor and Carly, I'll forgive you.)
2 - Knox stole my question regarding pointing out everyone's hamartia, therefore name me the best quality and worst quality of every jury member, and don't be a suck up.
3 - Give me a really really good insult about God (the host not the holy being) and make it super creative.
4 - Tell me in 150 words of less, NO MORE, why I, Chad, who witnessed nothing post-merge, and doesn't care about the fan tribe, why you deserve my vote.
5 - And true to the way I played this game, and talked to at least two of you, show me a picture of someone really really hot. And not like some famous celeb that I've probably already seen. That's no fun.
I'M OUT BITCHES, GOOD LUCK WHOREZ
