Episode 1.] New Beginnings

[Starr☼]

[tess]

Good luck Starr! Definitely the most fabulous contestant of the season!

[Starr☼]

Ugh... life out there has been ROUGH. When all of those disasters happened.. I turned into a disaster! I stopped using makeup, stopped trying to wear my good clothes, didn't care about my nails, didn't brush my teeth... I didn't do ANYTHING that went into me being as pretty as can be. BUT... after I got used to the whole end-of-the-world scenario, I got myself right back into the flow of things, and let me just say... my casual apocalypse look... HAAAALLELUJAH! And good thing that my skills came back, because soon after... I ran into THESE people. And... who would've thought that the apocalypse brings out the pretty in everyone!! I didn't. And gosh, I ALMOST felt bad about how I was looking for a second, but then I had Thiago tell me that I. am. STARR. S T A R R. AKA. The bomb. AKA. The beauty. AKA. The best. Thank. You. I don't want to come off pretentious and seem like everyone else is like, on the lowest peg of the beauty totem pole, because really, they're just one step lower! Everyone is really great, and I've learned that from all those hopeful prayers I sent when everyone around me was dying and being crushed by trees. It was all a complicating situation... everyone dying and me praying and nothing happening. I wondered why I was still alive! Why would God keep the fat girl! And then I realized... he couldn't kill the Starr! He didn't want the light to go out. And then he wanted me to meet all these people, so I'm here, and I'm meeting them! And let me just tell you... Thiago is my number 1! So far. And Bree, Oui Oui! She's just the Frenchiest girl I've evah seen! Dion... She's totally sweet but I think she has more fun talking about how hot the guys are than doing what we NEED to. We need to figure out who to trust.. not figure out who's the hottest! And speaking of hot... Knox. I THOUGHT he was hot. I thought he was the most beautiful man I had ever laid my eyes on, but THEN he opened his mouth to me. I said one flirty thing and he spits back at me the most cocky comment I have ever. heard. And I didn't like it! But that's okay. That is A-okay because everyone gets a 2nd chance! He better pick it up, though! And Julian... mi latino amigo that's not Thiago. He's fun, and full of a down to earth character. And I can totally see it, he looks like he pulled himself off a tree! Reese is just a total cutey. I am SO glad that we found each other! There are a few that are just wandering around for now, but I'ma snatch 'em up and talk to them soon! You guys better buckle up, because Starr's gonna take YOU for a ride.

[Lucunt🍻🔫Ԇ]

Hot confessional Starr! Good luck!

[ellen]

Starr you are fatbulous!

[Starr☼]

WE LOST. I almost cried. But then I remembered that I'm Starr, and stars don't cry. They shine. So after my bout of sadness I logged right back on AIM and got to work. Not that there was much work to do! Everyone really likes to put the vote on the person that hasn't even been given a chance, so I just went with it! Apparently, Mark is the vote. And that totally sucks! I mean, if I were to do his makeup, it'd be hard because of all that face hair, but my best friend out here has face hair and that hasn't stopped him from being my favorite! Ugh, whatever. I can just imagine Mark being so upset when he's voted out. I'm really having a tough time imagining his picture grey too. I might have to go against the grain right from the Starrt.

[Starr☼]

I lied! Mark finally started talking to some of us... and he then bravely came to me and asked if his fate was in my hands? UM, NO. IT'S IN YOURS! AND YOU JUST CRUSHED IT! BYE!

[michael]

Apr 14, 2013 22:49:42 GMT -5 Starr☼ said:

WE LOST. I almost cried. But then I remembered that I'm Starr, and stars don't cry. They shine.

That reminded me of this:



So, that witch is all your enemies, and you're going to shine them down!

[Starr☼]

Hi again! Starr here! HA, what am I kidding! You already knew that! So... the vote. I'm pretty pretty pretty sure that in the midst of... about an hour and half, the tides have completely turned. There's only 5 of us on right now, but in that 5 is Mark and what a little fighter he is! Like I said last night, he wasn't really given a chance, and thanks to the help of Dion, I think people are going to! Dion was the first one to say she was willing to vote - well, she WANTED to vote - for Naomi. TOTAL SHOCK! HAHA, I'm kidding! Naomi did a pretty bad job last night in the challenge, and when I took the reigns of image making, she basically sewed her lips shut and didn't open them again until she tried to turn into a Jersey Shore girl and act like she was tough stuff against Zoe! I'm SO glad that Marky might not go! He's absolutely adorable and his fight is seriously encouraging. I can't take all the credit for the vote change, though, Dion had some SERIOUS input into it.

[Ryan]

I love your confessionals <3

[Starr☼]

Thanks, Doll!